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ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ONCE UPON A TIME A TEACHER SAID TO HIS SCHOLAR, SHAHANA!MY DEAR HOW MANY SEASONS ARE THERE IN A YEAR!!
SHAHANA ANSWERED, SIR FOUR.
TEACHER REPLAY;VERY GOOD.
WHICH WHICH!!!
SHAHANA: 1. EXAMN,
2. ELECTION,
3. STRIKES,
4. WORLD CUP.
HE HO HA HA............>

aik aadmy ney doosre aadmy de time poocha to os ne zor se thapar os ke moonh pey mara aur kaha 100 hooaa hai.To os aadmy ne kaha shukkar hai...qareeb aik teesra aadmy tha,os ne kaha ""ooee shukkar kis bat ka"" Isper os aadmy ne kaha ke agar main aik ghanta pehle time poochhta to phir..........

a villager went to a city. he felt hunger. he assked from a man where is
hotel. he must be joking with him. he
pointed to a coart(addalat(.
when he went to coart the judge sayed on that time order order.
the villager sayed (in urdu) daal roty&
chawel... ha ha ha ha ha